Where in the World Have All the Razors Gone?

Seriously. Do you have this problem?

The last year or so has brought everyone in my house together. At last we are all on the same page about something. We're all working toward the same goal: the pursuit of hairlessness.

Both my girls are shaving. My son is even in on the act, albeit periodically. My bearded husband does his usual trim. Only thing is, while they all look real neat and tidy, I've got hair GROWING OUT MY HEMS!

I can't find a razor for the life of me.

And yet I'm afraid to bring another pack of disposables home.

They disappear as fast as the potato chips. I don't know what in the world my family does with them.

Am I missing something? Am I deficient in yet another area? Could there be another force at work here? Any help at all would be appreciated.

Thanks!